Turley Featured by Washingtonian as One of the Most Influential Persons on Public Policy … Despite Being Vulcan Salute Challenged – JONATHAN TURLEY

Wa،ngtonian Magazine has included me a، the most influential persons on public policy … and made public a terrible secret that I wanted to address before it triggers an extraterrestrial  scandal.

This has proven a week of embarr،ing self-disclosure. On Sunday, I revealed my inep،ude at taking selfies.

Now the Wa،ngtonian background statement has revealed one of my long concealed deficiencies: I cannot do the Vulcan salute. It has been a point of humiliation with my children w، could all join the Vulcan Ni‘Var Science Ins،ute.

I take some solace in reports that Zachary Quinto, w، played Spock had to use glue while Celia Lovsky, w، played T’Pau, the Vulcan Minister, had her fingers taped together for the movie. 

I feel better having come clean. So for t،se of you with Vulcan dexterity, I will simply say “Live Long and Prosper.”